[mikester]

This is a story from work...

One of the guys many years ago was sitting next to a woman who now still works in the same place but on the other side of the building.

He was preparing to go on vacation and leaving his 'out of office' voice mail message.

I guess he had rerecorded it a few times but couldn't get it right and our female coworker was tired of listening to it or wanted to make it more difficult for him.

Apparently she walked up to him in his cube and flashed him.

It STILL brings a smile to his face.

She's not a bad looking broad but she's probably about 50 now - nothing wrong with that as it was more than a few years ago. Now HIS response is, smiling, when you don't expect them - they are almost always a welcome surprise.

HA! AND SHE TOLD ME THE STORY!

What makes 5 pounds of fat pretty?

A nipple.