[mikester]

Dad was in the Air force and would go on trips quite often. I also lived within a few blocks of high school.

One day the GF and I are cleaning up after a nooner, we're both in the shower. Dad comes home, I'm in the shower so I don't hear him come in. He knocks on the bathroom door "What's going on in there!"

"Uh, nothing Dad, I made a mess making my lunch and needed to get cleaned off."

He goes into the kitchen to make his own lunch and I sneak the girl into my closet in my room and go back into the kitchen myself. I sit down with dad (who didn't bring up the non-existent mess) and we have some lunch. Probably 40 minutes later I go back into my room, I had forgotten about the girl I had hidden. She asks me "Is it clear, can I get out of here?" (Still naked by the way) and I get back into character, since I know Dad's fast asleep on the couch by now..."Yeah, but we have to hurry."

I sneak her out the garage and we head back to school.

Walking back she was marveling at how well I got her out of there.

I get home from school that day and Dad doesn't mention it.

A few months later we break up, Dad and I are working in the garage and he asks me how it's going with her. I say we broke up and he says "Good, I'm tired of explaining to your mom why there is long red hair in your shower drain."

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