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Originally Posted by sammyg2
Freinds don't let Friends buy Jaguars.
Besides, you'd have to buy two.
"But but but, jaguars nowadays are different" is what my older brother told me when he pulled up in his brand new Jag.
"No they aren't" I said as I pointed out that his front licence bracket had cracked and part was missing, and the rubber trim on his front bumper pad was already starting to peel off. This was after about 10 miles.
He got just over 60k miles on it before it finally broke so bad it wasn't worth fixing (transmission and a bunch of other stuff).
The car totalled itself and he still had a couple of payments left.
That was years ago and I figured he had learned his lesson but last month he told me he was buying a new range rover.
"But but but these range rovers are different" he said. "no, they aren't" I said.
I'll be starting a pool pretty soon, for $5 you get to guess how many miles it has on it when he walks away or dumps it on some other poor unsuspecting smuck.
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Your bother must really like the rental cars at the dealership