Naw, fame will F it for him. Look sharks in the water already:
http://deadspin.com/5038715/michael-phelps-getting-him-some-lindsay-lohan-omg-lol
My favorite quote from fark on this:
Dear Lindsay,
My son spends 5 hours a day submerged in heavily chlorinated water and he STILL couldn't get clean enough if you touched him.
Love,
Momma Phelps.
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Wrap me up in my old flying jacket,
And give me a joystick to hold, to hold,
And I'll soar once again o'er the trenches
And thus shall my exploits be told.
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