Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and
dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and
play on the Internet all night...
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing
she's going to have a monster hangover....
You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family
Volvo, which she used last night....
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....
You circle the car looking for dents and find none.....
But ... wait...
Wait just a damn minute . .
OOPS !!!!
