Here, I'll work on that first sentence.
As written:
AMERICA is on the brink of a long, harsh and bitterly cold winter, with a looming recession that the GOP won't even admit to.
But we all know it's unadvisable to end a sentence with a preposition, so I've corrected it.
AMERICA is on the brink of a long, harsh, and bitterly cold winter, with a looming recession that the GOP won't even admit to, you mother fedited- language removed - z-maners.
