[Porsche-O-Phile]

I hope they have a huge bonfire on the job site Monday.

Actually if I were smart, I'd buy up some chunks of that wood, have some earthy/crunchy carvings made out of them - you know, fashioned into "natural" jewelry or whatever. Then charge the tree-huggers a fortune for it to "buy a piece of the trees so you can keep their memory with you safe forever".

Then laugh all the way to the bank. Bwahahaha!