[svandamme]

wel Tabs, it's true, me and Boris, we'r are both good looking
the only difference is, i can go out and start chasing tail any time i want...and get some..

You on the other hand, you'll first have to pay a cosmetic surgeon to get to some form of state where one could rate it " half decent looking " and a shrink to fix your personality... either that or hire a pro...

i suppose the "hire a pro" is the cheapest and most feasible way to go for you...
i hear that there are county's near LV where they have legal whore farms...but i'm sure you know bout all that from Mother...