And Seric put that box on the shelf next to the Sunny D and Hawaian Punch where it belongs, then go buy the following:
1-Matua Sauvignon Blanc ($11)
2-Poppy or Cartlidge & Brown Pinot Noir ($14)
Don't expect a swizzle stick in a glass and you will be pleasantly surprised. Don't worry, you're still in the proverbial wine gutter (with #2 at least) so your 'common man' reputation will be safe