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That reminds me of another Cory story...

For Cory's bachelor party, we rented one of those limo buses. We met in Deerfield, headed down to the Skybox (in Harvey, IL), and then headed downtown. Somewhere between VIP and the return trip to Deerfield, Cory had to go BAD, and he was VERY drunk. Fortunately, the limo bus had a small section of the window that slid out of the way, revealing a 5" by 10" hole to the outside....AT THE TOP OF THE WINDOW.

So...as we were speeding down I-94 in the pouring rain (a fortunate coincidence), it took no less than three guys to hold Cory against the window as he stood on the top of two seats and relieved himself.

Not two minutes later, Cory had another emergency. He was going to puke. Fortunately we had emptied one of the 4 or so beer coolers by this point in the evening, so that is where he did that deed. Once the lid was shut, the smell was gone.

The next morning, the owner of the cooler decided he no longer wanted it. He presented it to Cory and his wife-to-be the next morning when she came to pick him up at the hotel. Cory had no recollection of what was in the cooler, and he was instructed not to open his "surprise" until he got home.