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I wear contacts and cutting onions has never bothered me.

When I worked as Sbarro in college, I did cut jalapenos from time to time.

One night, it was the last thing I did. I cut the peppers, put them away, and went downstairs to change. I must have scratched my eye and my sack, because on the walk home, my eye starting burning and watering, and so did...you know. I took a shower as soon as I got to my dorm room, which of course just spread out the pepper oil.