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1. Tell the repo man to take a buddy with him when he goes to get the car at 4 A.M.
2. Tell him to make as much noise as he can with the chains and the BEEP BEEP BEEP when his truck is in reverse.
3. When she comes out screaming at them to stop, hit her with a taser... the reason being that they were concerned she might attack them.
4. While she is lying on the ground wiggling like a worm in hot coals, they get the ring back for you. She won't remember a thing.
5. Take the repo man and his buddy out for steaks.
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- John
"We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline."
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