[Z-man]

Kurt - that better not be a mascara smear on your fingernail. And your nails look way too well maintained...

I think that in order for Kurt to have his mancard reinstated, he needs to do the following:

Kurt, for one week, you must drive around with the following items in your car, so you fully understand what it means to REALLY loose your mancard:
1. A bottle of Evian water in one cup holder.
2. A pink or purple cell phone holder in the other cup holder. (Available at any K-Mart or Wal-Mart store)
3. Girls Rule / Barbie / Pink or Purple (or equivalent) steering wheel cover (again, K-Mart is your answer!) (Extra man-points will be awarded if you get the whole matching set of steering wheel cover, cell phone holder, trash bag and floor mats)
4. A scrungie (thing that women use to tie their hair back) around your shift knob. (Available at your local CVS store)
5. A Hanna Montana CD in the stereo, which shall remain ON and at an audible volume ALL WEEK LONG.
6. A Dolphin or rainbow air freshener hanging from the rearview mirror. (Tree-type airfreshener not acceptable)
7. A plush animal (Webkinz preferrable) sitting in the rear deck visible to all.
8. A copy of GQ and Esquire on the passenger seat.

Kurt - this will be a difficult task for you, but your manhood depends on it. You must document your car, and report back to us daily on how these things are effecting you. Worry not - if you survive this week of manlessness, we will be here to bring you back to the fold. However, if after a week, you start a post by writing, "Ya know, I think the Miata's a pretty cool car..." then you are on your own.

So Kurt - are you MAN enough to go through this test?

-Z-man.