[RWebb]

next time:

get out of your car & stand erect while facing his

slowly pull off off your string-backed leather driving gloves

stride up to him & slap him hard across the face with both gloves -- I am talking Lan Shou kung-fu HARD here!

Then speak the following in a stern voice:

"You have offended the [Porsche] family
and you have disgraced the [sports car] temple."

I challenge you to a duel.

Turn and walk off.