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When I was dating in San Diego, I joined the ski club. We had a "summer" event to rollerblade around Mission Bay. I brought the 914/6. Afterwards, we went for Mexican food in Pacific Beach.
I'm sitting next to this woman and she brings up my Porsche and we get around to the subject of little winkies:
"You have a Porsche. What's the matter, have a little Dick?"
to which I respond
"No, you have it all wrong. Porsche owners are making up for their looks. It's the guys with the really big trucks that have the penis problems."
she suddenly looks to the guy on the other side of her and says "Don't you have one of those big trucks?"
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James
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994)
Red-beard for President, 2020
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