[Zeke]

I'll take a bite on this being serious. I work 6 hours a day (when I work) as a carpenter. I don't stop for lunch, breaks, smokes or anything. If I need a banana, I eat one on the fly. I always figured I did the same amount of work that most journeymen do in 8 hours. I do 3-4 times the work of anyone under 40. All slackers on the cell phone and whatnot. They waste my time every day. If you take a call not related to work, take breaks to smoke, go out to lunch, your EL sucks. I'll whip your ass every day, any day.

But, alas, here I am wasting my OWN time on Pelican.