[RWebb]

cuddly?

ever been winged by one of those little muthas?

these are not your ordinary birds - you walk up to one, they don't run off, but stand their ground and dare you to 'eff wit 'em

you try to pick one up -- for the glory of science, you understand -- you'd think they'd be frickin' honored but noooo.... before you can ram a thermometer up their cloaca -- they wap that wing into your shins

you're lucky if you're just black and blue for a few months -- with a good hit they can break you dang leg

we were just errand boy-graduate students sent by professors to collect temperatures and blood samples.

you cannot imagine the horror, the unimaginable horror!

it's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face, and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends when dealing with these creatues. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared.

exterminate all the brutes!