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What do you call a person that can speak two languages?
Bilingual

What do you call a person that can speak three languages?
Trilingual

What do you call a person that speaks only one language?
American


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I was telling that joke to a bunch of Romanians, and just as I'm about to hit them with the punch line, one of them slams his fist on the table and yells:

"A Russian!"

I guess we're more a like than we thought...
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