I have many, here's my latest.
I always drive 10 over the speed limit. This requires changing lanes a bit to get around the slow pokes, especially the ones in the left lane.
Last week after finally getting around this lady after a couple miles on her bumper in the left lane, I hear a police siren?!?!
She pulls up next to me and waves her finger at me. She's not in a police car, but she has a siren?!?!?
Today I see her again. The cars in front of her pull away from the light and get up to speed in a reasonable manner. She, on the other hand, puts along and barely gets up to speed.
When I finally get around her, I toot my horn to let her know it's me again
So what does she do? She goes about 20-30 over the speed limit to keep catching up to me because she can't work the traffic. I can't wait to find out who she is and why she has a siren. Hopefully she calls the real cops on me