[vash]

ok, last night i was out doing something in my backyard. i was moving about with a flashlight. i noticed a pile of white things scattered about. turns out that my neighbor's little hellion kids had a good time tossing their baby sibling's wrapped up diapers into my back yard. i suspect that they were looking at my chickens as moving targets. anyways, i was just about to start catapulting them onto their rooftop with a shovel when my wife wheels the garbage can around. she said, "i know what you are thinking......". i went around and picked up the bundles of stink. WTF do they feed babies these days? every package was a smoldering pile of funky stink!

i will talk to their dad later today.