[Dan in Pasadena]

I've always heard that Iceland should be named Greenland, and that Greenland should be named Iceland because their climates are exactly opposite how they are named. Plus, some of the hottest looking blondes EVER come out of Iceland.

I'm down for buying Iceland. Out of $750B we should kick an extra $5B for it. Gives us a nice northern base. Hell, make it a U.S. protectorate like Alaska and Hawaii once were.