The Knob
A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her
about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a
small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and
could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the
effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the
woman wanted 'The Knob.'
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened
the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman
remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman
returned to the
surgeon with two problems. 'All these years, everything has been
working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many
times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
developed two annoying problems: First, I have
these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get
rid of them.'
The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those
aren't bags, those are your breasts.'
She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in
asking about the goatee.
