[Porsche-O-Phile]

In my next casual conversation with them, when they brag about / bring up how awesome their kids are (parents absolutely are incapable of going through any conversation lasting more than 15 seconds without doing this) I'd simply nod and agree and tell them how they're so lucky to have kids they can trust to have a 50-person-party on their property while they're out of town and know that the cops wouldn't even be called more than once. Most parents would have had to deal with their kids getting arrested or worse and they're very fortunate to know that the fine example of their children by ensuring that there were only a few guests driving home drunk should serve as a model for others in this day and age.