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Originally Posted by cab83_750
I don't believe your logic since you are a plumber!!!!  Why...........
Lawyer wakes up and found a leaking fawcett. Calls plumber, plumber came, worked on the leak for an hour and hands the lawyer a bill for $700.00. Lawyer said, "$700.00 bucks!!!! Are you crazy! I am a lawyer and I don't even make that much money per hour!"
The plumber said, "I know you don't. I used to be a lawyer." |
I use this one on quite a few clients when they question the invoice:
TV repairman (remember those?) shows up, looks at the clients TV for a few minutes then whacks it on the side with his hand. TV comes to life! Repairman hands the homeowner a bill for $100.
"$100?!? All you did was whack the side of the TV!" "Oh" said the repairman. I only charged you $1 for that." "Then what's the additional $99 for?" asked the homeowner.
"That's for knowing
where to whack the TV"...