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Originally Posted by cab83_750
Lawyer wakes up and found a leaking fawcett.
Sarah?! 
Calls plumber, plumber came,
Hell, I'd have plugged that leak and came myself!
worked on the leak for an hour
Damn! And the idiot lawyer stood there and watched?
and hands the lawyer a bill for $700.00. Lawyer said, "$700.00 bucks!!!! Are you crazy!
So what'd the plumber say, "No, just real satisfied!"? 
I am a lawyer and I don't even make that much money per hour!"
The plumber said, "I know you don't. I used to be a lawyer." 
Then added "and we both just got screwed!"  |
Was the plumber's name Joe?