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"But what am I gonna do for fruit?"

"My boys need a house!"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

"Hoochie Mama!"

"My boys can swim!"

"That's not dancing Elaine, You suck!!!"

"Ooch, it's like a sauna in here" (when he's in the sauna)

"YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BUDDY"

"Understudies, now they're a shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world."

(To Darren, the intern) "Oh, that's Jerry. Don't worry about him."

Kramer: "It's a write off Jerry, they just write it off."
Jerry: "Do you even know what that means? "
Kramer: "Well no, but that's what they do."
Jerry: "I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back"

"Oh I've been known to drink a beer or two. 'Course I've been known to do a lot more than that!"