Wow, did you break your foot skydiving, Mr. Walter? Autoracing crash? Alligator wrestlin'?
(The thread title should firmly place the blame on the stupid dog.)
No, I fell down the last 2 stairs letting the stupid dog out in the middle of night.
!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&!@#$%^&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm off to the ER this morning. Why yes, yes it is the first day of my last vacation.
!@#$#$%#$#@!@#$%^&&^^%%^%^%^%%^%^%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'm kinda bummed right about now.