[serge944]

Originally Posted by HardDrive

When I was in college, I was a cook at a sports bar.

One night, we had just finished closing the kitchen. Totally clean, lights off. A big group of guys came in drunk as skunks and wanted pizza. I was with my buddy and fellow cook at the bar having our free 'duty drink'.

The owner had told them that the kitchen was closed, but they were rowdy and *****ing it up, so the owner came to us and asked us to make them food. What started with pizza turned into us basically reopenning the kitchen and catering a party of 40 at 1am.

We were tired and a bit pissed, but the owners we good guys and treated us right, so we did it.

Then one of the drunks in the group decided that he needed to 'set us straight'. He comes back in the kitchen, and proceeds to tell us that we were 'lucky just to have their ******** business, so shut the F6ck up and make our food, got it kiddies?!!??!?!'.

Ummmmm.....yeah. My buddy was making pizzas. He hocked a big old smokers cough loogie right in the middle of each one.

Nasty. I know.

I do security for a nice restaurant in Davis on weekend nights... I would have knocked the f*cker out.