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One year I bought a monk's robe costume.

I mounted a 1" thick by 12" dowel rod to a belt under the robe. I rigged up a rope so that I could raise the dowel rod by reaching behind my back and pulling on the rope.

I went to a halloween party at a friend's apartment who was still in college. I was having a beer, talking to friends when three hot sisters dressed as cheerleaders showed up. I gave the rope a slow tug.