[mikester]

My boy's pretty good, he loves helping me with whatever project I am working on. Doesn't matter what it is - just likes helping his daddy.

Number 2 is about 2 months old now.

Wife left me home alone with both of them again tonight - got them both in bed for the first time without incident.

I texted her "I win" - she didn't get it. Said parenting wasn't a war to win through a succession of battles.

Clearly she doesn't understand parenthood.

My oldest is almost 4, he was a rather messy eater between 12 months and 2.5 years. He isn't exactly neat now but now he can use a broom.