[RWebb]

I'm surprised the Texans haven't swarmed this thread with hangman's nooses yet. I note the clever tejas aside and its cleverness of course.

chili? you want chili??

you can't handle the chili!!

[apologies to Jack Nicholson]


chili? i knew chili. you are no chili-makers!

[apologies to a former vp candidate]