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Originally Posted by Chocaholic

This thread raises a swallow of questions:

1. Is it hotter in the city in the summer, or colder in the winter in the country?

Your time or my time?

2. Is it faster to travel by day, or by train?

I don't know (I carry my lunch).

3. How-long is a Chinamen.

And he has a very, very, very fine laundry. With two cats fed with lard.

and finally:
4. What is the difference between a duck?

Slight. Almost immmmmperceptibly slight.

As we dwell on the finer points of life's great mysteries, one must ask about the sincerity of the fish. In this context, I must raise objection.

Your swallow of questions are, indeed, rather hard to swallow (though I don't wish to carp, however fishy your intellectual sincerity strikes me as being).

But the blasphemous unctuosity with which you cast doubt upon the sincerity of ANY of the fishes leads me to conclude that you are anything but an ichthyologist!

And that, my good man, is apalling! My gawd! Have you EVER encountered an insincere fish?

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