[billwagnon]

Scientology:
Yesterday upon the cupboard
I saw a spoon with L. Ron Hubbard
It was with Ron again today
How I wish it'd go away!

Limerick:
There once was a spoon from Nantucket
That tried to empty a whole bucket
He said with a spin
As he dipped in again
If I was a straw, I could suck it!

Beatles:
Yesterday...
All his spoons seemed so far away
That's before Tabs came to stay
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Why he pushed me down
The stairs, I do not know
I sang him this song,
Now I long for yesterday.