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Cars & Coffee Killer
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: State of Failure
Posts: 32,246
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The version I have has a slightly different text:
Quote:
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with
gaseous, sulfuric flames. I had an accident in my pants when I
farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems
inclined to stand behind me except that Sally--she must be kinkier than
I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.
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Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle...
5 liters of VVT fury now
-Chris
"There is freedom in risk, just as there is oppression in security."
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