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Why is it the vast majority of folks that like to run around naked are pale, overweight, and middle aged or older? Thank god for indecent exposure laws.
Maybe we can license nudity. Everyone is born with a license. At age 18, it comes up for annual review. At 30, it is revoked for life. Of course, it could be either extended (or revoked early) on special petition. I'll volunteer to be the first Minister of Nudity, a cabinet level position at minimum.
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Jeff
'72 911T 3.0 MFI
'93 Ducati 900 Super Sport
"God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world"
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