[cstreit]

I don't actually grow facial hair, instead tiny titanium wires slowly work out of my chin, at least that's how it seems when I shave. So.. I shave in the shower and let a good shave cream soak in. Helps soften up the whiskers and makes the shave go much cleaner.

I've tried soap, might as well pluck them out.
I've tried shampoo, same thing, and it burned.
Conditioner? Burned and didn't shave close
Dry? NEVER in a million years.

I'm thinking a light brush with a wide-flamed propane torch in a bind...