I hear you on the wildlife, and owning an atv as well, its a lot easier to ride one of those without the risk of falling on your side, imprinting that 1911's shape into your hip, smile.
I can't imagine how sore you are, I get tired after 8 + rides, and my CR is a lot lighter.
This is one of the reasons I have been avoiding the BMW dealership, when my CR gets long in the tooth....
Good luck healing.