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I told Mother today that I need to take myself more seriousily, so I am thinking of changing my name to "The Artist That Was formerly Known As Tabs." To which my Mother replied, "You Tabs are truly one delusional twit." To which I laughed and replied, "Delusional, my dear Mother I create delusion, I make it up with my own two hands, I can argue a point from any vantage point you want me to, I can tailor it to your own specific locus of bias." Ouuu that did not go down well with Mother at all...I then said, "What you do not believe me...all I have to say for example is something like...like...do you want to learn something today.That is a hook, one of presumptive superiority that draws you into wanting to open the box to see what is in it. It's simple Mother, really simple." Mother then said she needed a drink, which I thought was a bit early in the day for her.