Plenty of tips how to handle a coyote in the old cartoon with the roadrunner (beep-beep). That is still one of most funny cartoons I have ever seen. All the gizmos and crazy trap ideas and still the poor coyote always end up crashing into rocks and falling from high cliffs.
But I appreciate you admitting to screaming like a girl. Takes a man to do that. Admitting, that is.