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See 1952 Bentley

Item # 230311977213 on ebay.ca

An excerpt:

IF YOU FEEL EVEN THE SLIGHTEST PARANOID ANXIETY THAT THE CAR IS EVEN— SLIGHTLY OVER PRICED— IN ANY WAY— BY EVEN ONE DOLLAR OR EVEN ONE CENT —THEN THIS CAR IS DEFINATELY NOT FOR YOU—IT IS THE CAR FOR SOMEBODY WHO HAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FINANCES THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY—THIS IS THE CAR FOR SOMEBODY WHO HAS MANY TIMES YOUR FINANCIAL NET WORTH IN EVERY WAY—THIS IS A CAR FOR SOMEBODY WHO HAS SO MUCH MONEY—THEY DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY THEY HAVE— IF THE MONEY REQUIRED FOR YOU TO BUY THE CAR IS EVEN THE SLIGHTEST CONCERN FOR YOU—IF YOU NEED TO BEG OR BORROW EVEN THE SLIGHT AMOUNT OF MONEY FROM ANYBODY OR ANY KIND OF LENDING FINANCIAL INSTITION—EVEN ONE DOLLAR OR EVEN ONE CENT—IF THE DOLLAR PRICE OF THIS CAR IS NOT SMALL POCKET CHANGE FOR YOU—THEN DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME—-—ALL YOU BEER BUDGET —KRAFT DINNER—PEOPLE EMAILING ME—THERE IS ANOTHER EBAY SELLER COMPETING WITH MY BENTLEY . . .

Ian