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VERY SERIOUS AND VERY WELL FINANCIALY QUALIFIED BIDDERS ONLY----- this bentley might be the only one like it in existance-as per the photo of the odometer—this bentley only has 11,841 original miles —making it a highly collectible car— as per the document scans car has an Excellent Documented History—that show that the car has a very distinguished past ownership—comes with it’s original british registrtation—which lists the original owner of the car as the right honorable EARL OF MORAY—a scottish member of the british royal family—the original british registration also lists the original registerd address of the car as DARNAWAY CASTLE,SCOTLAND—which as per the internet photo is a huge castle,—on a huge estate in scotland—which the moray family has called home since the 1600’s—
This Bentley has a number of factory extras , including sliding sunroof, full leather interior, individual split front seats, twin burr walnut rear picnic tables, rear vanity mirrors, twin Lucas spotlights, twin bonnet locks and special large bumper over-riders—trunk is lined with brown leather-has brown carpet with matching brown leather trim—as per the photo car comes with a 5 piece trunk tool kit—as per the photo car comes with glove compartment tool kit—comes complete with its original leather-bound handbook—in october 1997 car was fully proffessionly serviced by a top bentley mechanic/owner-operator of a top bentley repair shop—who did all neccessary maintainance on the car and when it was finished told us—”the car runs great—drives great—needs nothing more done to it”—so confident was he that he gave us a 3000 KM warrently on the mechanical worthyness of the car—the car has been driven less than 100 KM—since it was serviced—in june 2008 car was fitted with 5 all season radial tires—which has given the car an incrediby smooth—incredibly quite ride—with fabulous road handling capability—in september 2008—the car got a new paint job—as as per the photos the car looks fabulous inside and out—and drives fabulous—the car was owned as per the original registery seals from new/1952—till aprox the early 1970’s—when we aquired the car in LONDON,ENGLAND—and brought it to canada—and have owned the car continously ever since—which makes ot only a 2 owner car—in 56 years—this is for the serious car collector to add to your serious car collection—THERE IS NO SHIPPING ON THIS CAR—IT IS IN PERSON PICKUP ONLY—IN TORONTO, CANADA—CAR MUST BE PICKED UP /PAID FOR BY CERTIFIED FUNDS WITHIN 7 DAYS OF THE END OF AUCTION—OTHERWISE IT WILL BE RE-LISTED OR OTHERWISE SOLD TO OTHER BUYERS—good luck to all the bidders—ALL THE OTHER BENTLEY R TYPES OUT THERE ARE GOING TO HAVE AT LEAST 5X TO 30X THE MILEAGE OF THIS ONE--MANY OF THEM USED COMMERCIALY AS WEDDING LIMOS ETC--WITH ALMOST ZERO DOCUMENTATION AS TO WHO THE LONG LIST OF PREVIOUS OWNERS HAVE BEEN--so this car is like a Fabergé egg-- so do not let it get away from you-