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Originally Posted by Z-man
My contributions to this interesting list:
Things a man should know...
- how 3-4-5 relates to building a square building>>>>>please tell me!
- which feminine protection product his wife uses, and isn't ashamed to purchase it.
- how to pass gas in mixed public without being noticed
- how to install a 5.1 home theater system. Without exposed wires. (No wireless speakers either!)
- how to barter and buy a car at a reasonable price
- how to throw a boomerang so it actually comes back
- how to give himself an emergency injection / know how to draw up medicine in a syringe
- how to hit a single-handed backhand in tennis
- when to shut up vs. when to buy flowers for your wife
- how to paint a room without using masking tape and not get the wall paint on the ceiling
- how to prevent a dog from jumping and biting him
- how to lay brick and block
- how to pour a concrete floor
- how to use rebar when pouring a concrete floor
-Z
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To be able to dress your wife or girl from head to toe by buying EVERYTHING with out her help.
I will call her and tell her to meet me in the bedroom fresh from the shower wearing nothing but a robe. Blindfold her and dress her for a night out.