[notfarnow]

I think it's funny how we list things that WE can do, and therefore, think they're things a MAN should be able to do.

So in that context....

I think a MAN should be able to:
- use a stack of greasy milk-crates as a ladder
- Tow an overloaded utility trailer, without working lights or current plates, across town to the dump, WITHOUT getting caught.
- eat frozen pizza, right out of the box