[sammyg2]

This came up last night:
A man should know how to build a nice fire in the fireplace, because women simply can't (well most women anyway).
the wife got home before me and tried to start a fire in the fireplace. Now understand, this is a wood burning fireplace that has natural gas to make starting the fire easier and quicker.

She threw a large round log on the rack, lit the gas, and then wondered why the fire went out after she turned off the gas a minute later. Arrrgggghhh!