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Here's what the satisfied customers have to say:

http://www.curiosite.com/condometric/entestimonios.html

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The length of my schlong happens to coincide my favorite number (24) which is also the day of my birthday. It may seem silly, but I believe in destiny.
Wilson Ortega, 24 (Madrid)

My husband and I now have a new game: foreplay goes on until Condometric hits the 18 mark. Our sex life has improved.
Josefa Rodríguez-Valdés, 41 (Madrid)

Condometric has helped me learn to accept my modest proportions. I used to be shy, but now I’m a lot more daring, I’ve become a sexual daredevil.
Pierre de Homem-Cristo, 46 (Madrid)

Only 25 centimeters? Oh well! Guess I can’t get it for my Senegalese boyfriend. When will Condometric XXL go on the market?
Aurora Molín, 29 (Bilbao)
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I don’t understand how this works. Are you supposed to measure the penis with or without an erection? Which is size counts? Can you please explain this to me?
Julio García Sanz, 45 (Madrid)

(In response to Julio García Sanz) Excuse me for being so blunt, but…Are you stupid? What do you think? Why would you measure your penis unless it’s erect?I think Condometric's instructions are quite clear on this point.
Andrés Siesta, 21 (Valencia)
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