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Originally Posted by sammyg2
This came up last night:
A man should know how to build a nice fire in the fireplace, because women simply can't (well most women anyway).
the wife got home before me and tried to start a fire in the fireplace. Now understand, this is a wood burning fireplace that has natural gas to make starting the fire easier and quicker.
She threw a large round log on the rack, lit the gas, and then wondered why the fire went out after she turned off the gas a minute later. Arrrgggghhh!
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Way back many years ago, I was invited to the set of the movie "deliverance" by a friend who was a technical consultant. At the end of the day we were invited to Jon Voight's cabin for a drink. He had some hot babe there and proceeded to strut about like a mountain man perhaps for our benefit as much as anything. He went to light a fire in the fireplace....several large wet logs. Stuffed half a sheet of newspaper under them, lit with match and stood back.
He was so perplexed it did not erupt in a roaring flame. What a doofus. We left. Hot babe didn't. Oh well.