I'm sorry but I have to say there are alot of old grandma whimpy whiners on Pelican Board! I hear so many silly amature questions on here from wannabe Porsche snobs that think their 912 or '75 914 1.8 is a sought after status symbol or a super high tech machine. I am sick of people asking questions like "I just bought a 912E and I want to add more power, how can I do that?" anser is simple! Trade it in a buy a 911. Or people asking rediculous compatability questions like "I have a '69 2.0 T and I am thinking about installing Euro pistons, 906 cams, adding twin plug, slide valve injection, a 2.7L crank to stoke it, 3.0L heads and a hundred other stupid little things that will make me somehow think I have a better engine than the factory intended, but then it must be reliable, be able to compete in PCA races and get me to work everyday and I only want to spend $2500". Ok that was silly but come on someone has to have more experinece on Porsches with me. Half the questions asked by this site I could anser without looking up, hey maybe i can start up a 1-900 line charging $5.75 a min for Porsche advice! People pay so much for sex talk, I guess I'll just have my sexy little 18yr old girlfriend to be the voice. So that was my quick *****, sorry I know too much and get troubled by amatures but I want to learn more not teach everyone stuff.
