[Zeke]

If I were a female, I'd send your ass out to the garage to work on your car while I fixed some dinner. Good already, huh?

When it was ready, I call out to the garage to come in and eat. When you got to the table I'd be sitting slightly away from the table in nothing but a dark shear night gown.

As I lifted my glass of wine, I'd say, "You wanna lick the spoon?"

If I were a female, I'd own each of you.