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Originally Posted by milt
You could have probably found it in the white pages of your actual phone book in the time it took you to write this.  |
You mean that enormous waste of trees that takes up two-thirds of a shelf in the family room? The same book that comes into the house muddy and wet
after the joker who tosses them from his car window, scores three points in the rose bushes? That book? Yeah, I could have tried that, but the pages stick together, and I have dry hands.