while trying to boost my countries fledgling economy by upgrading my weapons of mass destruction collection.............i have run across a severe stumbling block to my dark evil dastardly intention of taking over the world(pinky and da brain).
this stumbling block involves finding M-14(M1A) magazine holders. the particular magazine holders i am looking for are multi-functional. and anyone with a brain and some actual knowledge of the finer accrutements of owning a M-14 KNOW that CANADIAN MILITARY L1A1 magazine holders are some of the finest to own and stash yer 20 round .308 M-14 magazines as well as HK-91 20 rd magazines.
description of mission and item:
1) they are olive drab color.
2) they hold (2) 20 rd .308(7.62x51mm) magazines.
3) they are made of nylon material and they dry quickly.
4) normally(?) when u.s. citizens are not freaked out by a black democratic prezident they cost about $4-6 usd in like new condition
5) i cant find ANY on the internet in the u.s.
YOUR MISSION:
1) next time you run out of molsons or yer bored to tears and sick of shoveling snow............STOP AT A CANADIAN MILITARY SURPLUS STORE FER GIGGLES. and look for these lil bastids for me. verify above description. i dont want ones that fit .223(M-16 version-too small). cost them out. calculate canadian dollar to u.s. dollar value and e-mail me. i need (10) TEN of them. i'll send a USPS certified check for shipping/handling. it should be good at any canadian bank as long as the u.s. doesnt engulf itself in civil insurrection.
2) who knows that military surplus store may have the snowblower of yer dreams sitting there dirt cheap. or better yet FULL NBC suits(nuklar-bio-chem) for when the big juan goes off here due to civil insurrection in the u.s.. or the next Y2K scare. or the next SCARE of the month driven by mainstream u.s. media morons. my intelligence sources are predicting the hari krishnas rising up and attacking full force with their lil hand cymbals soon. or the worst...........ZOMBEES! and the ZOMBEES I HEAR MAY HAVE FULL AUTO HAND CYMBALS ALSO!(fear of fears).
3) my e-mail:
cwkieffner87911@q.com
4) wear FULL CAMO UPON ENTERING SURPLUS STORE SO NOBODY KNOWS WHAT WE ARE UP TO!
5) thank you for your time and efforts.
6) i am serious about this.